The future of crypto-currency has arrived.
Rumors have been circulating for weeks now, so I’d like to officially address them.
Yes, it is true that I, Cornelius Schmeckelman, am introducing a new crypto-currency, Schmeckel-Coin.
As the first ever crypto to utilize “Cock-chain” technology, it is something you will not want to miss the launch of.
In the meantime, while our IT department prepares for roll-out, we are offering a special discount to blog subscribers – 1 full Schmeckel Coin (for FREE!) to each of our first 500 email subscribers.
So enter your email below to subscribe now, and stay tuned for more information!
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